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DATELINE: SOMEWHERE ALONG THE MYANMAR-YUNNAN BORDER (February 1, 2021)

Fellow passengers, it’s another beautiful day in the Limoverse. Our portable radio is picking up word of treacherous road conditions ahead, though that could just be a malfunction since we juiced its lemon batteries in the final days of Cranuary.

But ahoy! Health and high spirits stay with us tonight as we roll through the countryside with a local specialty:

Khaut swe in the Limo style

And to drink, your nearest beverage holder provideth:

Pineapple kombucha & tonic

Because the last thing anyone needs right now is a round of malaria.

Note: Due to the state of emergency OPERATION BALTO is in effect today. Deliveries coming your way by sled!